NEVER FORGET THE DINOSAURS
~Dr. Ian Malcolm

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
LOW FUCKING BLOW
(via grifmoney8)
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
(Source: rlymax, via lunchdetention)
This has been one of the most awkward holidays for me for about 7 years now. Usually I’d just suck it up and tell him the usual “you’re the greatest dad ever, thanks for everything”. But this year I don’t even feel like putting in that much effort…
Idk why I even want to go to Boise Idaho maybe just because its so random to me
Because it’s beautiful and quaint there.
(via lunchdetention)
